Animal jokes for kids

Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!

 

Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'!

Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds!

Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!

Q: What do tigers wear in bed?
A: Stripey pyjamas!

Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?
A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

Q: Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
A: Because they mess up the whole house!

Q: How do you stop a dog smelling?
A: Put a peg on it's nose!